The 12 Days Of Christmas (Programmer's Edition)

Here is a twist the popular Christmas song “The 12 Days Of Christmas” which shows some of the pains that programmers go through during the festive period (and indeed the rest of the year).


On the….

12th Day of Christmas, my program gave to me:

12 Circular References,

11 Null Pointers,

10 Unindexed Tables,

9 Gigabyte Log Files,

8 Undefined Variables,

7 Runtime Errors,

6 Nested Loops,

5 Duplicated Functions,

4 Syntax Errors,

3 Deadlocks,

2 God Objects,

And an undocumented API.

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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